○ Hello detective. What brings you here?

● I'm looking for this guy. Do you know him?

○ Never seen him.

○ I never thought you would do something like this.

● I've been set up! I'm innocent!!

○ Hey, who's the clown that ordered me 12 pizzas?

● What? Didn't you say twelve?

○ I said "a 12 inch pizza", not "12 pizzas"!!

○ When's the kickoff meeting?

● It's next Monday.

○ Do you have anybody waiting for you back home, soldier?

● Yes, sir. A wife and two kids.

○ You're getting rusty.

● You think?

○ Look out!

● Phew, thanks man, that was close.

○ Did you hear that Ms. Machiko is going on maternity leave?

● Are you kidding me?

○ What are you so mad about?

● I asked you not to put money on this!!

○ Can you hold on to this for a while?

● Sure. What is it?

○ Sorry, I can't tell you.

○ Do you have any plans today?

● I was thinking of maybe checking out the new mall.

○ Wanna go see a movie?

● Sorry, I have a million things to do today.

○ Come on, forget about it. It's not worth it.

● Gimme a little more time.

○ Where'd you get this?

● I picked it up at a garage sale.

○ What do you think you're doing?

● This is not what it looks like.